The Retainer Campaigner.

In the hills of Kevin Graham's hometown
Stood a statuette on the main path of its entrance

A replica it obviously was
Of one in its mall embossed

It was a statue of a once bygone era
Threatening to return a related dilemma

Of sorts that the campaign for equality
Should be abandoned for that of equity

On a patchy ground by this statuette
Were sitting 5 and 6 bachelorettes

Whose debut was a debutante's gathering
A party in defiance bold and unwavering

So much so the Head of the sorority baulked
When one suggested a retainer or just as much

A retainer of a gentleman it was
Whose taste in things Kate Moss

Suggested a daring euphemism
In some matters true of feminism

We need menfolk like him?.....Tatanya asked
We just need him for the task ahead

I would suggest we approach him by noon
For the act should be not a moment too soon

Alexandra must be brought in quietly
And you know she won't be definitely

So we need his strong arms
His unwavering stares his disarming charms

She would see reason that its safe
To follow him to where ever he says cinema shop cafe

She has done us no great favours
And I only wish we forgave her

But we do not stand on temerity
Justice is our forte equality is our equanimity

And this Justice is that she must make move
To make up for that of which we disapprove

She must dress this statuette like a woman
And take it to the hallmark

Deface the other with red paint
With whom next noon we shall acquaint

Ourselves the city the media
In protest of what this city has done to its sisters

Kevin Graham must step aside as
Professorial chair disengage his class

And apologize to Professor Amy Walker

His snide remarks and toxic jokes
Readily provokes and wickedly invokes

An imagery and thoughts of the underpaid and undervalued worker



''All fingers are not of equal length
               But they perform their tasks equitably''



''And he who must suffer Tantalus' recompense
               Must have suffered Tantalus' indiscretion.''